Hilarious Amazon reviews of “For her” writing implements!
“It slips from between my calloused, gnarly fingers like a gossamer thread gently descending to earth between two giant redwood trunks.”
If Kristen Stewart can lose her job, risk losing her entire career, fanbase, and respect over cheating on her boyfriend, the fact that Chris Brown is still acknowledged and celebrated is a fucking crime. If you want a prime example of women’s inequality in the media, there it is.
IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING HARD IT IS TO REWIND TUMBLR VIDEOS
it’s like all my life people have been telling me “you’re a shoe. you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe” but then i thought maybe i don’t wanna be a shoe any more maybe i wanna be a purse or a hat
there’s a party in my pants and urine… vited! haha get it? no but seriously dude i just pissed my pants
Everybody has a secret